Thursday, 19 March 2015

Limericks

There once was a boy with a ball
Who bounced it around the town hall
He bounced it so high,
It touched the sky
And then for no apparent reason, he had a fall

There once was  a dolphin called Steve Would
Who always wore a hood
So one day as he walked
He found and he talked
to the whale whose name was Bob Could

There once was a boy named Daniel
Who everyone thought was a spaniel
So he ate some porridge
And called himself Horridge
And that was the life of Daniel

There once was a girl called Bob
Who everyone thought was a doorknob
So she went to the park
and built Noah's ark
and that was the story of Bob